February 2012
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ughhhhhhhh it’s days like today where I hope I run into you so I can punch you in the face and spit on you.
:D that would make me so happy
and then we could just sit down and you could listen while I point out to you your every single flaw and tell you why you’re such a douche
:D
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british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
jeremiah: “I want to start off by saying if you... →
itsjeremiah:
“I want to start off by saying if you want an answer at the end, prepare to be disappointed. There just isn’t one.”
“I was an intern at Nickelodeon Studios for a year in 2005 for my degree in animation. It wasn’t paid of course, most internships aren’t, but it did have some perks beyond…
so creeped out right now.
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And that’s the thing about people who mean everything they say. They think...
– The Kite Runner (Khaled Hosseini)
scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
me: you mean per day
scientist: what
me: what
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teacher: why didn't you do your homew-
me: because yolo
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